I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4401. | Franklin (fpstone) | 76.47 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 4402. | Tina (archetype90) | 76.47 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 4403. | Jack (trongnghia4849) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 4404. | blendin (blendin11) | 76.44 | 96% | 2020-05-27 |
| 4405. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 76.43 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4406. | Corey (corstar97) | 76.43 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 4407. | Gordon (99m9) | 76.43 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 4408. | Timothy (timply) | 76.43 | 95% | 2017-11-11 |
| 4409. | Vimim (tovtype) | 76.42 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 4410. | Pontakorn (peppapighs) | 76.41 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 4411. | TheTortoise (thehare) | 76.41 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 4412. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 76.41 | 96% | 2018-12-30 |
| 4413. | Ms (msgigglesz) | 76.40 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 4414. | Bramski (bramski) | 76.39 | 94% | 2019-04-04 |
| 4415. | :( (magtraxer) | 76.39 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 4416. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 76.36 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 4417. | Brian (the_bc) | 76.35 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4418. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 76.35 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 4419. | Tinky (tinkywinkyy) | 76.33 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
| 4420. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 76.31 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 4421. | tstats[pianisthassan] (pian... | 76.31 | 98% | 2017-10-25 |
| 4422. | Dominik (doofi) | 76.29 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 4423. | Cameron (cameronleej) | 76.28 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4424. | Matthew (7894m1) | 76.27 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 4425. | Guest (fonzus) | 76.27 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 4426. | (you) (user_phil) | 76.26 | 99% | 2018-05-30 |
| 4427. | nat (knatiq82) | 76.25 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 4428. | nameless- (ardnn) | 76.25 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 4429. | Gjuro (gjuro_andrija) | 76.24 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4430. | Eobard (abdouhamel) | 76.23 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |