I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8807. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 93.06 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 8808. | Billie (bigmanbillz) | 93.06 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 8809. | Leon (likarii) | 93.06 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 8810. | Bardia (l0rd_gamma) | 93.06 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 8811. | Taylor (tayylorngo) | 93.06 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
| 8812. | Duc Anh (doc1997) | 93.05 | 98.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8813. | Brooke (vbee) | 93.04 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 8814. | Keira (keiradawn) | 93.04 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 8815. | Tim (timsusss) | 93.04 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8816. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 93.04 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 8817. | Moonlight (moonlight1211) | 93.04 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 8818. | Tryin to make a change :-\ ... | 93.04 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 8819. | David (dave256k) | 93.04 | 99% | 2017-11-26 |
| 8820. | winner (thisisgoodname) | 93.03 | 98% | 2025-06-29 |
| 8821. | Eat (uncoiled) | 93.03 | 97% | 2024-01-11 |
| 8822. | Janni (dajanto) | 93.03 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 8823. | Gruffydd (gruffydd) | 93.02 | 99% | 2017-08-25 |
| 8824. | Kelfino (kelfino) | 93.02 | 98.8% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8825. | Yigithan (sturgis) | 93.02 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
| 8826. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 93.02 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 8827. | michael (michaelandjack) | 93.01 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8828. | Kevin (trunkate) | 93.01 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 8829. | ggzor (ggzor) | 93.01 | 99% | 2023-01-22 |
| 8830. | Jay (wumbotypes) | 93.01 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8831. | a (ierfth) | 93.01 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 8832. | Minori (twoautumnleaf) | 93.00 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 8833. | Derpz (derpzgaming) | 93.00 | 93% | 2017-01-26 |
| 8834. | envy (ayytsklmao) | 93.00 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 8835. | kaashmonee (kaashmonee) | 92.99 | 95% | 2018-08-09 |
| 8836. | Eric (ec052002) | 92.99 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |