As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12406. | Sam (yaboisam_) | 78.38 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 12407. | Krana (krana) | 78.38 | 96.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 12408. | john (kyrie456king) | 78.37 | 95.6% | 2024-01-30 |
| 12409. | buzz (juzzbuzz) | 78.37 | 93% | 2015-06-26 |
| 12410. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 78.37 | 93% | 2016-02-09 |
| 12411. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 12412. | T (raket124) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12413. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12414. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 12415. | beroo (_nwahz) | 78.37 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 12416. | Alex (alexraw) | 78.37 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 12417. | gary (backjisceglia) | 78.37 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 12418. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 78.36 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 12419. | Derek (derekcfop) | 78.36 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12420. | Sean (seantronathon) | 78.36 | 94% | 2015-09-05 |
| 12421. | INDIA (haider_india) | 78.36 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 12422. | groundnutcurdle (groundnutc... | 78.35 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 12423. | typingspeedy (typingspeedy123) | 78.35 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 12424. | yo (sadjamming) | 78.35 | 97% | 2024-06-28 |
| 12425. | Sim (simron_) | 78.35 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 12426. | Juice (4804210474) | 78.35 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12427. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 78.35 | 96% | 2015-12-27 |
| 12428. | Andrija (murinkos) | 78.34 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 12429. | karim (new_function7785) | 78.34 | 97.2% | 2024-03-03 |
| 12430. | forever_extinct (forever_ex... | 78.34 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 12431. | ggzor (ggzor) | 78.34 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 12432. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 78.34 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 12433. | michael (localls) | 78.34 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 12434. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 78.34 | 97.5% | 2024-10-08 |
| 12435. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 78.34 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |