Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 268. | :/ (badtyper5) | 117.02 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 269. | Cinna (mellifluous) | 116.97 | 99% | 2018-04-29 |
| 270. | rodger (rogerz343) | 116.91 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 271. | why tf premium members so f... | 116.87 | 99% | 2018-06-08 |
| 272. | Remotay (remotay) | 116.86 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 273. | Alycia (alyciahtollison) | 116.82 | 99% | 2017-09-14 |
| 274. | Stan (odeathdragon) | 116.73 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 275. | Mira (mbi615) | 116.65 | 99% | 2018-12-14 |
| 276. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 116.54 | 99% | 2019-12-27 |
| 277. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 116.46 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 278. | Alan (spiren) | 116.43 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 279. | 💉 (milan_) | 116.42 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 280. | +.-ch!ng (toching) | 116.42 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 281. | yung (shwn) | 116.29 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 282. | Grey (all_greay) | 116.27 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 283. | 𝕿𝖍𝖊 (3dou) | 116.16 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 284. | Let's (grotariu2) | 116.11 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 285. | dogelition (dogelition_man) | 116.09 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
| 286. | squil (logslogs) | 116.02 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 287. | Aakash (srinivasan41) | 116.02 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 288. | (atypicaltypist) | 116.01 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 289. | Connor (davrostf) | 115.99 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
| 290. | ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ... | 115.97 | 99% | 2019-05-18 |
| 291. | totoro (xiangchen) | 115.91 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 292. | LeSirH (lesirh) | 115.85 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 293. | (khronic) | 115.84 | 99% | 2019-08-10 |
| 294. | Ω (tunfisk) | 115.73 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 295. | Meh (meh321) | 115.70 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 296. | Kristian (krisyss) | 115.70 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 297. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 115.62 | 100% | 2019-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |