As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17732. | Stas (onixflip) | 65.29 | 94% | 2022-04-04 |
| 17733. | Бақытжан (baqytjan) | 65.29 | 100% | 2023-08-23 |
| 17734. | shaeche (shaeche) | 65.29 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 17735. | Pedro (holt0102) | 65.29 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 17736. | Jan (shortext) | 65.29 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 17737. | Jade (thanhchuyen) | 65.29 | 98% | 2015-10-08 |
| 17738. | Loc (loc_phan) | 65.28 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 17739. | Hrant (hrant0) | 65.28 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 17740. | Dominic (kafuffle) | 65.28 | 96% | 2016-05-04 |
| 17741. | Brett (bca701) | 65.28 | 96% | 2016-04-01 |
| 17742. | Rock (rockboy2011) | 65.28 | 93% | 2015-07-04 |
| 17743. | gog (guanquan) | 65.27 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 17744. | H!P! (harsh_patel) | 65.27 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 17745. | ninja (ninja_op) | 65.27 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 17746. | Gio (crookiemonster) | 65.27 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 17747. | Ankit (badankitdubey) | 65.27 | 95% | 2016-07-05 |
| 17748. | GrizzlyMedve (grizzlymedve) | 65.26 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
| 17749. | Joe (jreiter18) | 65.26 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 17750. | Jasnam (jazzygoesomnom) | 65.26 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 17751. | udo (deep231199) | 65.26 | 94% | 2015-08-11 |
| 17752. | Issa (kaakaariki) | 65.26 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 17753. | Brayden (azinfoo) | 65.26 | 90% | 2017-03-11 |
| 17754. | Gibreel (gibreel) | 65.25 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 17755. | Karsen (karguy2) | 65.25 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 17756. | Jazz (melotea) | 65.25 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
| 17757. | ZMM (ariobarzan) | 65.25 | 99% | 2015-12-24 |
| 17758. | Milk (operationmilk) | 65.24 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
| 17759. | Rue (rueryuuzaki) | 65.24 | 92% | 2016-10-16 |
| 17760. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 65.24 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 17761. | Aaron (aster120401) | 65.23 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |