Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5982. | Marsela (atuam) | 95.94 | 90% | 2015-01-17 |
| 5983. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 95.94 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 5984. | Bob (thespokenword) | 95.94 | — | 2010-01-22 |
| 5985. | RecoH86 (recoh86) | 95.93 | 97% | 2016-09-06 |
| 5986. | Xamists (xamists) | 95.93 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 5987. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 95.92 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 5988. | crystal (shcrysta) | 95.92 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 5989. | Antonio (stazzo) | 95.92 | 96% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5990. | cassandra (cassandroid) | 95.92 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 5991. | Andrei (pointless) | 95.92 | 95% | 2012-05-15 |
| 5992. | m (mk_gm1) | 95.92 | 95% | 2011-09-06 |
| 5993. | Optics (optics) | 95.91 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 5994. | S (azureblue) | 95.90 | 98% | 2013-11-29 |
| 5995. | IamProfessorO (iamprofessoro) | 95.90 | 97% | 2016-12-27 |
| 5996. | korazer (rafhael132) | 95.90 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 5997. | monkeysee (monkeysee) | 95.90 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 5998. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 95.89 | 96% | 2013-02-07 |
| 5999. | Jake (jasala) | 95.89 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 6000. | Grigor (grigor) | 95.89 | 98% | 2016-01-24 |
| 6001. | Michael (punkkoala) | 95.89 | 98% | 2015-08-23 |
| 6002. | jalodewww (spymain) | 95.88 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 6003. | ekoadipg (ekoadipg) | 95.88 | 99% | 2021-11-03 |
| 6004. | moghz (mogh) | 95.88 | 96% | 2016-03-31 |
| 6005. | Brian (britchkid) | 95.88 | 91% | 2016-05-06 |
| 6006. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 95.88 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 6007. | Tim (ionianacht) | 95.87 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 6008. | DK (dankang) | 95.87 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 6009. | Muhwu (muhwu) | 95.87 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 6010. | nika (nika07) | 95.87 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 6011. | Tom Marvolo Riddle (sugar_k... | 95.86 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |