The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3164. | Jerry (jhoer) | 110.59 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3165. | John (jmichael23) | 110.59 | 94% | 2013-10-01 |
| 3166. | Minh (odebonbon) | 110.59 | 98% | 2013-12-23 |
| 3167. | Bacon (jbacon) | 110.59 | 98% | 2013-05-20 |
| 3168. | Puerx (puerconiox) | 110.57 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 3169. | Roy (700volvo) | 110.57 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 3170. | 66 (dogmouse) | 110.57 | 98% | 2013-12-18 |
| 3171. | rchern (rchern) | 110.57 | 98% | 2012-02-26 |
| 3172. | Tanapat (jekkiechan) | 110.56 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 3173. | _dcgc (wdana) | 110.56 | 99% | 2019-04-11 |
| 3174. | Jayanth (bigjay) | 110.56 | 99% | 2015-08-09 |
| 3175. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 110.55 | 99% | 2021-02-20 |
| 3176. | Vikas (vikasyadav) | 110.54 | 98% | 2012-12-12 |
| 3177. | Jasen (mccnuggets) | 110.53 | 94% | 2015-11-29 |
| 3178. | Alex (alexhchu) | 110.53 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 3179. | Renaldy (renaldy) | 110.53 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
| 3180. | Brian (gretschaxe) | 110.52 | 96% | 2016-04-19 |
| 3181. | Seany (seanta8) | 110.52 | 98% | 2014-01-14 |
| 3182. | Sam (samphippen) | 110.52 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 3183. | Dana (joyblack) | 110.52 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 3184. | zero (crispyasf) | 110.51 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 3185. | Leo (zeignn) | 110.51 | 91% | 2013-01-14 |
| 3186. | Pinolicious (pinolicious) | 110.51 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 3187. | Lindsay (lindsayro1) | 110.51 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 3188. | Abby (holdyourhorses) | 110.51 | 99% | 2011-06-06 |
| 3189. | Terraa (rekinetics) | 110.50 | 98% | 2011-08-25 |
| 3190. | Alex (alexjdam) | 110.50 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 3191. | Rhythm (piratebay) | 110.49 | 97% | 2014-03-22 |
| 3192. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 110.48 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 3193. | Mark (santa_claws) | 110.48 | 98% | 2013-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |