And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4310. | Gorgonzola (stcircle) | 115.14 | 96% | 2013-10-17 |
| 4311. | Georg (dreadt666) | 115.13 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 4312. | Ritchie (w00tness) | 115.13 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 4313. | Natasha (cellblocktango) | 115.12 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 4314. | Scott (schmetlappio) | 115.11 | 96% | 2016-10-04 |
| 4315. | jeff (typecringe) | 115.11 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 4316. | Ian (ian1806) | 115.11 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4317. | Llamar (lamerskater) | 115.09 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 4318. | zveda (zveda) | 115.09 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4319. | Eugene (mipfaw) | 115.09 | 94% | 2017-01-03 |
| 4320. | друг (upheldrusty) | 115.08 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 4321. | Lai (laiyr) | 115.08 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 4322. | Daniel (brickoven) | 115.07 | 99% | 2023-10-02 |
| 4323. | Igor (skeef79) | 115.07 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 4324. | Torrey (lavamob64) | 115.07 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 4325. | Tzuyu (joelee719) | 115.05 | 95% | 2017-03-02 |
| 4326. | Shellvin (bongo_shell) | 115.04 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 4327. | Phish (phishphishphish) | 115.04 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 4328. | Brian (gretschaxe) | 115.04 | 97% | 2012-02-14 |
| 4329. | Flow (vmscode) | 115.03 | 99% | 2023-06-25 |
| 4330. | ☆вεⱠⱡεƔ€ im bad... | 115.03 | 96% | 2012-09-11 |
| 4331. | anthony (minopop) | 115.02 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 4332. | 🇲🇬 Rina (rina23) | 115.02 | 96.9% | 2023-07-22 |
| 4333. | Alex (bajizus) | 115.02 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 4334. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 115.02 | 100% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4335. | Xachiin (xachiin) | 115.01 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 4336. | Raymond (rayymonddd) | 115.01 | 95% | 2015-06-14 |
| 4337. | Brian (phib0nacc1) | 115.00 | 99% | 2011-07-10 |
| 4338. | DShivnit (dshivnit) | 115.00 | 91% | 2014-02-26 |
| 4339. | Jeff (hodginsje) | 114.99 | 98% | 2013-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |