The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13911. | Nqjoe (nqjoe) | 82.04 | 95% | 2013-02-27 |
| 13912. | Victor (victorlai94) | 82.04 | 93% | 2013-04-29 |
| 13913. | Im Hacker (im_hacker) | 82.03 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 13914. | Asim (_asim_) | 82.03 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 13915. | Skulkan (skulkan) | 82.03 | 94% | 2014-11-04 |
| 13916. | Lorenzo (_duplo_) | 82.03 | 96% | 2012-08-24 |
| 13917. | Joshua (jbtaylor) | 82.03 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 13918. | Lolmegaxd1 (lolmegaxd1) | 82.02 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 13919. | RandomGamer (random_gamerdxd) | 82.02 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 13920. | Deng (cremechoco) | 82.02 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 13921. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 82.02 | 99% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13922. | Henrik (hest0) | 82.02 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 13923. | Josh (djoshi) | 82.02 | 97% | 2021-02-04 |
| 13924. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 82.02 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
| 13925. | Lurker99 (someone16) | 82.02 | 98% | 2015-12-24 |
| 13926. | aron razaele (aronrazaelevv... | 82.02 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| 13927. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 82.01 | 97% | 2016-09-13 |
| 13928. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 82.01 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13929. | Grelgor (grelgor) | 82.01 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 13930. | ddp (ddpham) | 82.01 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 13931. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 82.01 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 13932. | ChivalKnight (chivalknight) | 82.01 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
| 13933. | Seb (sebni) | 82.01 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13934. | oliver (rawporkchop_dvorak) | 82.01 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 13935. | John (syle) | 82.01 | 93% | 2014-10-06 |
| 13936. | Giuseppe (peppexita) | 82.01 | 92% | 2015-05-31 |
| 13937. | Matt (mlefkow) | 82.01 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 13938. | Ricky (derangeddirector) | 82.01 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 13939. | boris (borisu) | 82.00 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 13940. | cantthinkofusername (cantth... | 82.00 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |