So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10948. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 83.66 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 10949. | Thomas (fifthshift) | 83.66 | 97% | 2014-01-14 |
| 10950. | Ian (sirbowlsworth) | 83.65 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 10951. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 83.65 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 10952. | Sandy (mimci) | 83.65 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 10953. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 83.65 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 10954. | Rowan (pixei) | 83.65 | 96.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 10955. | Phoenix (djspookyphoenix) | 83.65 | 96% | 2017-05-21 |
| 10956. | Omer (okirnap) | 83.65 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 10957. | Katie (kclark) | 83.65 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 10958. | Jon (jogo) | 83.65 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 10959. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 83.64 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 10960. | robin (mountainburger) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 10961. | Alon (alon276) | 83.64 | 97% | 2015-09-09 |
| 10962. | T (hsczx) | 83.64 | 91% | 2011-10-29 |
| 10963. | Necromar (necromar_delamuerte) | 83.64 | 97% | 2014-06-19 |
| 10964. | greenbean (greenbeangod) | 83.63 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 10965. | big (bigfudge14) | 83.63 | 97.5% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10966. | Sam (scionprogeny) | 83.63 | 98% | 2015-01-16 |
| 10967. | Connie (co32minus) | 83.62 | 97% | 2016-12-20 |
| 10968. | hieu (hieutrann) | 83.62 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 10969. | ivanchrome (watonearth) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
| 10970. | Social (social_blunder) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-09-16 |
| 10971. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 10972. | angie :) (angwie) | 83.61 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 10973. | Ethan (sweethan) | 83.61 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10974. | Adam (shamrokh) | 83.61 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| 10975. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 83.61 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 10976. | Ashley (cokemsheen) | 83.61 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 10977. | Bob (bertramc) | 83.61 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |