I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11414. | Dave (not_dave) | 82.53 | 97% | 2024-04-22 |
| 11415. | Inaccurate typer (1omar1) | 82.53 | 95.5% | 2024-06-29 |
| 11416. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 82.53 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 11417. | Darren (darrensey) | 82.53 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 11418. | Cuthalion (cuthalion) | 82.53 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11419. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 82.52 | 96% | 2024-08-07 |
| 11420. | Kunal (kunal299) | 82.52 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 11421. | Zach (zach_htet) | 82.51 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11422. | ekponentiel (ekponentiel) | 82.50 | 97.2% | 2025-04-11 |
| 11423. | Geese (geese955) | 82.50 | 97.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 11424. | Zeeky (zeeky92) | 82.50 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11425. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 82.50 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 11426. | Dim (workahol1c) | 82.50 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11427. | Steven (engine210) | 82.49 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
| 11428. | rxmq (amrn) | 82.49 | 96% | 2022-09-10 |
| 11429. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 82.49 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 11430. | Nils (nilslhx) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 11431. | Few (fewhakko) | 82.48 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11432. | Jaan (jaan3) | 82.48 | 96.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 11433. | Theo (th3o) | 82.48 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 11434. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 82.48 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| 11435. | Jeff (greane) | 82.48 | 92% | 2017-04-06 |
| 11436. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 82.48 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 11437. | KANWAR (kanwar24) | 82.47 | 97% | 2025-09-15 |
| 11438. | (0x0x0x) | 82.47 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 11439. | K (strongballs) | 82.47 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11440. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 82.47 | 99% | 2019-04-05 |
| 11441. | pacmansghost (pacmansghost) | 82.47 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 11442. | Lukas (lukastyperacer) | 82.45 | 94.6% | 2025-01-26 |
| 11443. | niteshnoob (nitesh369) | 82.45 | 97.5% | 2024-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |