I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13957. | kid (nqh1010) | 79.01 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 13958. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 79.01 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 13959. | Jonathan (flooffa) | 79.00 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 13960. | Alonzo (dontbeoctopus) | 79.00 | 95% | 2018-07-21 |
| 13961. | Daan (macdann6) | 79.00 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 13962. | Balenciaga (balenci) | 79.00 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 13963. | Urfat (2hypelogic) | 79.00 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| 13964. | Aiko (aikohikaru) | 79.00 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13965. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 79.00 | 88% | 2017-04-07 |
| 13966. | Tenzin (kunnias) | 79.00 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
| 13967. | blendin (blendin11) | 78.98 | 95% | 2022-12-12 |
| 13968. | Jeff (jeffzazzles) | 78.98 | 98% | 2024-05-25 |
| 13969. | No (bored_fruit) | 78.98 | 97% | 2024-01-20 |
| 13970. | diva (vampirediva) | 78.98 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 13971. | Emi (obitoke) | 78.98 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13972. | Peniaze (peniaze) | 78.98 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 13973. | Bright (coolman9451) | 78.97 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 13974. | Mr.type (what_is_a_keyboard) | 78.97 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 13975. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 78.97 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 13976. | cole (comit) | 78.96 | 96% | 2024-03-17 |
| 13977. | Cain (gigabite) | 78.96 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 13978. | Ziad (lemonbarf) | 78.96 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 13979. | Rev (rev_) | 78.96 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13980. | Daniel (gismo359) | 78.96 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 13981. | Drestiny1 (drestiny1) | 78.95 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 13982. | Nuno (n4n0x01) | 78.95 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13983. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 78.95 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 13984. | John Kenneth (kenjie0721) | 78.95 | 99% | 2019-07-22 |
| 13985. | Icanttypeproperly (icanttyp... | 78.94 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 13986. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 78.94 | 94% | 2017-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |