As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13742. | Kaloian (forb1dd3n) | 75.39 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
13743. | Stas (tracersm) | 75.39 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
13744. | Sayasboy (sayasboy69_) | 75.38 | 95% | 2023-07-24 |
13745. | Vanessa (vanaenaeee) | 75.38 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
13746. | seigou (ninjawanko) | 75.37 | 94.7% | 2024-11-14 |
13747. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 75.37 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
13748. | ian (ian_4) | 75.37 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
13749. | Mikael (bajkinman) | 75.37 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
13750. | Asier (asierart) | 75.37 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
13751. | Mario (mario7lorenzo) | 75.37 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
13752. | rraz0 (rraz0) | 75.36 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
13753. | Andy (mouldy_peanut) | 75.36 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
13754. | Kenny (moshine) | 75.36 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
13755. | Zheng (lvzheng) | 75.36 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
13756. | Max (maxvan) | 75.36 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
13757. | Vince (vincentsneed) | 75.36 | 97% | 2016-04-19 |
13758. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
13759. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
13760. | Guest (insi) | 75.35 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
13761. | Jonathan (the_mechanical) | 75.35 | 93% | 2016-12-08 |
13762. | Anton (golden_9542) | 75.34 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
13763. | Toxic (toxicbaby3000) | 75.34 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
13764. | Chris (chrisjordan23) | 75.34 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
13765. | Sam (vynsta) | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
13766. | . (sthjkvlr) | 75.34 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
13767. | KHUSHI M™ (sweetgal_khushi) | 75.34 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
13768. | TwiX (itztwix) | 75.33 | 95.5% | 2024-07-09 |
13769. | Agnar (agnar) | 75.33 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
13770. | Brayden (braddin123) | 75.33 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
13771. | Master (master_2010) | 75.33 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |