The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32310. | Dominik (killerqueen912) | 64.06 | 96% | 2019-04-21 |
| 32311. | Dinkle (floydisco) | 64.06 | 97% | 2013-01-26 |
| 32312. | aaron (goldline5) | 64.05 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 32313. | gogogogogo (jouel123456) | 64.05 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 32314. | Chris (notchris117) | 64.05 | 94.9% | 2023-09-10 |
| 32315. | Rasul (rasul07) | 64.05 | 93% | 2022-08-08 |
| 32316. | Winnie (winniehe) | 64.05 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 32317. | Jonathan (johnathan79717) | 64.05 | 98% | 2011-08-30 |
| 32318. | Rahul (russellriago) | 64.05 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 32319. | Alex (junkyardz) | 64.05 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 32320. | Ody (odyskar) | 64.04 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 32321. | kyu (qkrrbtjd90) | 64.04 | 95.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 32322. | ara ara (sage_of_six_trees) | 64.04 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 32323. | Deanna (deanna) | 64.04 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 32324. | Boldbayar (boldbayar1) | 64.04 | 95% | 2013-12-15 |
| 32325. | Sky (skynice) | 64.04 | 90% | 2011-08-21 |
| 32326. | Sandis (sandiss10) | 64.03 | 92% | 2012-10-08 |
| 32327. | Ahmad (mech_typiest) | 64.03 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 32328. | Parker (grasshopper_weeb) | 64.03 | 93% | 2019-11-21 |
| 32329. | Ben (bridgerzero) | 64.03 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 32330. | Loafie (loafie) | 64.03 | 95% | 2016-05-19 |
| 32331. | J (riseagain) | 64.03 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 32332. | Vidya (vidyaprasad) | 64.03 | 94% | 2015-01-30 |
| 32333. | falcrux (falcrux) | 64.02 | 90% | 2015-06-20 |
| 32334. | FurukuOnTour (furuku13) | 64.02 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 32335. | daksh (daksh_2106) | 64.02 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 32336. | sab (sabpap) | 64.02 | 96.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 32337. | Saubhagya (saubhagyaas) | 64.02 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
| 32338. | Isaiah (jumpfordarts) | 64.02 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 32339. | Sue (amera) | 64.02 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |