See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8871. | Jon (jaaawwwnnn) | 85.27 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8872. | Patrick (patrickrmc) | 85.27 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 8873. | Noah (spacechoco) | 85.26 | 98% | 2025-05-05 |
| 8874. | George (twobuddies) | 85.26 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 8875. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 85.26 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 8876. | dragoflares (dragoflares) | 85.26 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 8877. | Null (chicken1996) | 85.26 | 100% | 2023-02-26 |
| 8878. | Shashank (shanky92) | 85.25 | 98.5% | 2024-03-29 |
| 8879. | Master (pondzj) | 85.25 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 8880. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 85.24 | 96.5% | 2024-02-09 |
| 8881. | benjamin (cabramatter) | 85.23 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8882. | mt (mtutunchi) | 85.23 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
| 8883. | Peter (jigthu) | 85.23 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8884. | Chris (chrisjordan23) | 85.23 | 97.4% | 2025-05-19 |
| 8885. | shwoomer (shwoomer) | 85.23 | 95.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8886. | Marcus (atmos) | 85.23 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 8887. | Ulrich (ulrichji) | 85.22 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 8888. | Grapplix (grapplix) | 85.22 | 94% | 2025-03-05 |
| 8889. | Aayan (aayanali808) | 85.22 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 8890. | I (fast_fat) | 85.22 | 96% | 2024-01-18 |
| 8891. | Dindono (dindono) | 85.22 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 8892. | Amy (amyaugusta) | 85.21 | 99% | 2020-05-29 |
| 8893. | Charles H (mxrobespierre) | 85.20 | 98% | 2024-08-08 |
| 8894. | Siddharth (sidd_ku) | 85.20 | 96% | 2024-06-09 |
| 8895. | Seth (supernova825) | 85.20 | 97.4% | 2024-08-03 |
| 8896. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 85.20 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 8897. | Sophia (firesyx) | 85.20 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 8898. | Archibald (homophobic_telet... | 85.19 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 8899. | zzz (kaldiyupi) | 85.19 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 8900. | Walter (chimken1234) | 85.19 | 100% | 2021-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |