As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16400. | Bill (mooseinthepool) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 16401. | Tahmeed Ibne (vedistaan) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 16402. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 68.35 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 16403. | Gabriel (human456) | 68.35 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
| 16404. | kil_tk (amrit_malla) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 16405. | fatty (slowpoke132) | 68.34 | 95% | 2018-01-01 |
| 16406. | Stretch (strezetch) | 68.33 | 96% | 2024-07-16 |
| 16407. | Bora (boradag) | 68.33 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 16408. | Dabaw (krisantoberame) | 68.33 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 16409. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 68.33 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 16410. | vero (vrnica) | 68.33 | 94% | 2016-06-18 |
| 16411. | /ᐠ.ꞈ.ᐟ\ (procat) | 68.33 | 96.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16412. | Soumil (soum2222) | 68.33 | 89% | 2016-01-15 |
| 16413. | Utsav (utsav2) | 68.33 | 90% | 2016-05-24 |
| 16414. | Mannyv161 (mannyv151) | 68.32 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 16415. | kiwi (horrendouskiwi) | 68.32 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 16416. | gracie (graaaaacie) | 68.31 | 98% | 2024-05-10 |
| 16417. | Alex (singingsundays) | 68.31 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
| 16418. | Bob (bobdob) | 68.30 | 95% | 2015-12-09 |
| 16419. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 68.30 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 16420. | CS (rubikfan) | 68.29 | 94% | 2016-05-29 |
| 16421. | Niklas (kahitar) | 68.29 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 16422. | duonghoang05@gmail.com (duo... | 68.29 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
| 16423. | harshil (monsta_001) | 68.29 | 95% | 2022-03-29 |
| 16424. | Felix (kekti) | 68.29 | 81% | 2016-04-17 |
| 16425. | Josh (2coolrazu09) | 68.28 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 16426. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 68.28 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 16427. | Pedro (nonvegancyclist) | 68.28 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 16428. | twickortweat (talkingbebuu) | 68.28 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 16429. | Beto (betoboullosa) | 68.28 | 93% | 2016-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |