It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1925. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 81.93 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 1926. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 81.92 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 1927. | Someone (hamhamjabjab) | 81.92 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 1928. | guest (n1mts3) | 81.91 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 1929. | glue (grace_owl) | 81.89 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 1930. | Lord (planta) | 81.87 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1931. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 81.86 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1932. | Nuzzy (nuzzyfutts) | 81.84 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1933. | Steven (stevie03) | 81.83 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1934. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 81.83 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1935. | AZ (tundoo) | 81.83 | 99% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1936. | ethan (minimomo) | 81.80 | 99% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1937. | Sam (esfara) | 81.79 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1938. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 81.78 | 99% | 2018-05-12 |
| 1939. | Andrew (rentor) | 81.77 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 1940. | Kalevius (kalevius) | 81.74 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1941. | TukangNgetik (joyzkrtz) | 81.72 | 98% | 2017-12-24 |
| 1942. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 81.72 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1943. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 81.72 | 98% | 2018-09-30 |
| 1944. | Michael (mihcael) | 81.70 | 97% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1945. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 81.70 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1946. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 81.69 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 1947. | idyot (idyot123) | 81.69 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 1948. | asdf (asdf5742) | 81.67 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1949. | daniel3131 (daniel3131) | 81.67 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 1950. | Emmanuel (esamics) | 81.66 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 1951. | Tobias (tobi_1337) | 81.66 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 1952. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 81.64 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1953. | Adrian (adriannicolai08) | 81.61 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 1954. | ChickenWingz (deatroit) | 81.61 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |