I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1971. | Kaiser (kyrel) | 97.46 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1972. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 97.46 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 1973. | Roma (useflame) | 97.45 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1974. | Fake (leasophie) | 97.43 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 1975. | fonzi (fonzi714) | 97.41 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1976. | VKU (dangphuongkimhang) | 97.40 | 100% | 2020-02-11 |
| 1977. | mikan (mikanlord) | 97.38 | 95% | 2019-05-24 |
| 1978. | Tom (timroddle) | 97.37 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1979. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 97.36 | 99% | 2020-05-16 |
| 1980. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 97.36 | 99% | 2019-08-29 |
| 1981. | David (dcoh91) | 97.35 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 1982. | Max (elsancho5) | 97.35 | 99% | 2020-10-01 |
| 1983. | H (docsattar) | 97.35 | 100% | 2020-05-13 |
| 1984. | Feynex (imhidayat) | 97.35 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 1985. | jowio (jowio) | 97.33 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 1986. | Trudel (polycystin1) | 97.30 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 1987. | T (thisismethen) | 97.28 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 1988. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 97.28 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 1989. | essntialz (essntialz) | 97.28 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1990. | Zach (sn00pbom) | 97.25 | 100% | 2018-02-28 |
| 1991. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 97.25 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1992. | Ryan (ninjamuffin) | 97.25 | 99% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1993. | metro (karen4984) | 97.24 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 1994. | arst neio (eyevseev) | 97.23 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1995. | Salvia (wasteyourself) | 97.23 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1996. | OBsole (footcandilight) | 97.22 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 1997. | Skrub (nonametomake) | 97.21 | 99% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1998. | Seraph (snowpenguin2) | 97.19 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1999. | bear (xx420typeslayer420xx) | 97.18 | 99% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2000. | nate (nate2936) | 97.17 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |