As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11316. | Eochus (eochus) | 80.63 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11317. | Quirx (jplamostre) | 80.63 | 96% | 2017-06-17 |
| 11318. | Chefino (chefino) | 80.62 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
| 11319. | Chris (chrisnob) | 80.62 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 11320. | Flash (bala6978) | 80.62 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 11321. | joe (iijoe) | 80.61 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 11322. | CobraTran (cobratran) | 80.61 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11323. | Alex (alkan137) | 80.61 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 11324. | omar (slow_sonic) | 80.61 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11325. | Jeremy (ryusaki626) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 11326. | Nathaniel (starpiratecraft) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
| 11327. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 11328. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 80.60 | 96% | 2017-01-30 |
| 11329. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 80.59 | 94% | 2018-04-04 |
| 11330. | Pavel (trialtry) | 80.59 | 98.6% | 2023-11-17 |
| 11331. | Ari (ariqly) | 80.59 | 92% | 2016-01-20 |
| 11332. | Eli (elijxh_) | 80.58 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
| 11333. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 80.58 | 96.5% | 2024-02-02 |
| 11334. | Beata (beata111) | 80.58 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 11335. | Jai (jais) | 80.58 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
| 11336. | Parsa (5barsa5seconds) | 80.58 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 11337. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 80.58 | 90% | 2017-06-03 |
| 11338. | JO (nadegut) | 80.58 | 91% | 2016-11-23 |
| 11339. | Prasanth (gprasanth) | 80.58 | 93% | 2016-09-06 |
| 11340. | 3NaynaB (3naynab) | 80.57 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
| 11341. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 80.57 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 11342. | Jakub (lulpastor) | 80.57 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 11343. | FireGumz (firegumz) | 80.56 | 96.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 11344. | ToTo (complexion) | 80.56 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 11345. | Ron (not_a_robot21) | 80.56 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |