The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8478. | qm (heyitsqm) | 91.03 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 8479. | Fckmountain (fckmountain) | 91.03 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 8480. | Kekti (kekti_is_life) | 91.03 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 8481. | Alvin (alwin630) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 8482. | bing (fatfuk) | 91.03 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 8483. | Patrick (patrickgan) | 91.03 | 91% | 2017-05-12 |
| 8484. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8485. | Split keeeeeb (tzbob) | 91.02 | 98% | 2013-02-05 |
| 8486. | Onion Grind (onion_grind_fi... | 91.02 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 8487. | Werecake (werecake) | 91.02 | 95% | 2014-11-09 |
| 8488. | Xenu (xenu) | 91.02 | 97% | 2011-06-18 |
| 8489. | ren (lapoica) | 91.02 | 90% | 2011-12-03 |
| 8490. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 91.02 | 93% | 2012-10-14 |
| 8491. | Bear (beartheburden) | 91.01 | 86% | 2017-02-22 |
| 8492. | asic (asicengineer) | 91.01 | 98% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8493. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 91.01 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 8494. | Ryan (upperdecker) | 91.00 | 99% | 2024-07-23 |
| 8495. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 91.00 | 96% | 2024-02-12 |
| 8496. | GPLv2 (gplv2) | 91.00 | 97.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 8497. | Humbble (freedom97) | 91.00 | 97% | 2025-04-13 |
| 8498. | Nicholas (nack2) | 91.00 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 8499. | goober (megumin00) | 90.99 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 8500. | Bling (noupdate) | 90.99 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 8501. | April (aclockworkapril) | 90.98 | 93% | 2011-11-06 |
| 8502. | Jorge (gdgz) | 90.98 | 91% | 2015-05-28 |
| 8503. | Mike (atrulz) | 90.98 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 8504. | Justin (fluents) | 90.97 | 96% | 2012-01-07 |
| 8505. | Austin (austinm525) | 90.97 | 95% | 2012-05-16 |
| 8506. | Gresham (0h_gresham) | 90.97 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 8507. | hnnng (raezeri) | 90.97 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |