I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2424. | someone (dontshy) | 81.51 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2425. | someone (i_love_sonechkka) | 81.51 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2426. | speeddemon (speeddemon9000) | 81.50 | 96.1% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2427. | Me It is Me (master_lova_lova) | 81.49 | 96.7% | 2025-02-02 |
| 2428. | Achraf (achrafixo) | 81.49 | 97.3% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2429. | GMikay (gmikay) | 81.48 | 96.8% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2430. | kaitlin (chispycoo) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2431. | Jan (juhu234) | 81.48 | 96.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2432. | LPZ (lpzstephan) | 81.47 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2433. | Grisha (grishka) | 81.42 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2434. | xdom (xdomiino) | 81.42 | 95.9% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2435. | Cringelord713 (cringelord713) | 81.39 | 97.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2436. | Corona Time (shamalamakiwi) | 81.39 | 95% | 2024-09-08 |
| 2437. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 81.37 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 2438. | W (portcityjo) | 81.37 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2439. | Piyush (piyush072) | 81.36 | 95.9% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2440. | Rohan Goswami (gosron9) | 81.35 | 98% | 2024-05-16 |
| 2441. | TA (tadts) | 81.35 | 97% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2442. | Trevor (tfresh) | 81.35 | 97.4% | 2024-09-01 |
| 2443. | Foole (rizzbor) | 81.33 | 98.7% | 2023-09-08 |
| 2444. | abatt (sas_1100) | 81.33 | 96.3% | 2024-01-11 |
| 2445. | Marc (marcmalha) | 81.32 | 97.6% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2446. | Gabi (gabriel_thebest123) | 81.31 | 98% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2447. | ArteagaMichael (michael34) | 81.31 | 96% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2448. | KingKirb (kingkirb) | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| 2449. | Swifty (swiftman007) | 81.30 | 99.4% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2450. | dayum (jaehabag33) | 81.29 | 96.5% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2451. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 81.26 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 2452. | ASOK (asok121) | 81.25 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2453. | sonicbedict (sonicbedict) | 81.21 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |