And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28590. | Chase (the_goom) | 65.32 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 28591. | mthyuu (wootam) | 65.32 | 95% | 2021-10-16 |
| 28592. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 65.31 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 28593. | mamounitor (mamounitor) | 65.31 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 28594. | Lonmanbeast (lonmanbeast) | 65.31 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 28595. | Stikkontakt (stikkontakt) | 65.31 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 28596. | mmills18 (mmills18) | 65.31 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 28597. | TheOliveGarden (theolivegar... | 65.31 | 95% | 2023-08-16 |
| 28598. | Reg (battler) | 65.31 | 93% | 2015-11-13 |
| 28599. | Acesulfame K (acesulfame_k) | 65.30 | 96% | 2013-03-13 |
| 28600. | Honda (elnaz) | 65.30 | 92% | 2012-03-09 |
| 28601. | Jack (aceojack) | 65.30 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 28602. | Guest (k935p) | 65.30 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
| 28603. | Chandler (prosloucher2014) | 65.30 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 28604. | Britton (federicobrit) | 65.30 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 28605. | Islam (rehanislam) | 65.30 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 28606. | Jhonny (jhonnysins2) | 65.29 | 94% | 2023-03-16 |
| 28607. | Jack (goriiaz) | 65.29 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 28608. | Qian (qian) | 65.29 | 89% | 2011-05-08 |
| 28609. | Amura (amaar) | 65.29 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 28610. | Kkbrito (kabrito) | 65.28 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 28611. | Bar-Hen (barhenkro) | 65.28 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 28612. | Dennis (mizonex) | 65.28 | 96% | 2016-08-15 |
| 28613. | Olivia (olivia421) | 65.28 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 28614. | Eide (kvixsi) | 65.28 | 95% | 2017-08-23 |
| 28615. | Careful (careful_) | 65.28 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 28616. | why not? (attacksquid) | 65.28 | 95.6% | 2023-09-29 |
| 28617. | Sean (sleamy) | 65.28 | 88% | 2016-10-22 |
| 28618. | Demader (demader) | 65.28 | 98% | 2014-09-11 |
| 28619. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 65.28 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |