So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28666. | leonard (nardskie) | 55.06 | 91% | 2012-02-17 |
| 28667. | Michael (mikepl1999) | 55.05 | 94% | 2023-05-21 |
| 28668. | kristie (helokiti80) | 55.05 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 28669. | (nywiel) | 55.05 | 92% | 2014-06-03 |
| 28670. | Aswin (aswin994) | 55.05 | 84% | 2016-07-05 |
| 28671. | Tovic (todave) | 55.04 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 28672. | FRATNIX (fratnix) | 55.04 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 28673. | Risheet (risheet_7) | 55.04 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 28674. | Night (night417) | 55.04 | 98% | 2016-11-26 |
| 28675. | anirudh (l8tr) | 55.04 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 28676. | Tasos (torr) | 55.04 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 28677. | kiko (mirmodepon) | 55.03 | 92% | 2013-05-09 |
| 28678. | Snoop (snooptrader) | 55.03 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 28679. | kAt (katsuvn) | 55.03 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 28680. | Jeremy (kirbzstar) | 55.03 | 95% | 2011-10-16 |
| 28681. | Abdul (abdulraffay) | 55.03 | 95% | 2012-05-07 |
| 28682. | TREVOR (googlrr) | 55.02 | 94% | 2012-03-14 |
| 28683. | PJ (dexterpengji) | 55.02 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 28684. | Scholar (skypirate) | 55.02 | 86% | 2012-11-18 |
| 28685. | superman3031994 (superman30... | 55.02 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 28686. | R (reddevilman) | 55.02 | 91% | 2011-08-31 |
| 28687. | Ben (b5mith) | 55.02 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 28688. | WARD (saintpabloisthefastest) | 55.01 | 92% | 2023-08-07 |
| 28689. | Aryan (aryantodi13) | 55.01 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 28690. | aek (aekmrt) | 55.01 | 93% | 2022-12-02 |
| 28691. | Ahmed (uproo) | 55.01 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 28692. | Ash (shadow20001r) | 55.01 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 28693. | B (kwanyu) | 55.01 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 28694. | And (anitadmhrn) | 55.01 | 96% | 2019-09-02 |
| 28695. | Sabrina (banana2) | 55.01 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |