The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 40170. | golden228 (golden228) | 52.99 | 94% | 2014-09-07 | 
| 40171. | Ibrahim (ibrahim_ahmed) | 52.99 | 95% | 2024-05-05 | 
| 40172. | Marco (marcov641) | 52.99 | 93.6% | 2023-11-10 | 
| 40173. | Crux (nophi) | 52.99 | 96% | 2011-10-09 | 
| 40174. | x (frs4ken) | 52.99 | 86% | 2016-08-03 | 
| 40175. | Mason Wilce (mw_05) | 52.98 | 95% | 2023-11-17 | 
| 40176. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 52.98 | 96% | 2022-01-29 | 
| 40177. | Lazar (lb115) | 52.98 | 86% | 2016-05-02 | 
| 40178. | Pintu (pintukanjia) | 52.98 | 98% | 2021-11-14 | 
| 40179. | Julie (ijubu) | 52.98 | 88% | 2012-05-27 | 
| 40180. | sarah (infiniterace) | 52.98 | 91% | 2012-04-14 | 
| 40181. | Doris (dorisk) | 52.98 | 92% | 2016-08-06 | 
| 40182. | ariel (ceariel) | 52.97 | 97% | 2025-07-10 | 
| 40183. | artch (artch) | 52.97 | 97% | 2025-06-05 | 
| 40184. | IMSOLO (plsmarryme) | 52.97 | 96.2% | 2024-10-10 | 
| 40185. | dayy (lordie) | 52.97 | 99% | 2021-10-22 | 
| 40186. | JoltyBaby (joltybaby) | 52.96 | 95.6% | 2024-05-29 | 
| 40187. | Nikoooo (nikooooooo) | 52.96 | 95% | 2024-09-16 | 
| 40188. | GokuSensei (gokusensei) | 52.96 | 94.4% | 2025-04-24 | 
| 40189. | JJR (jjr_defined) | 52.96 | 95% | 2021-03-14 | 
| 40190. | bluekazoo (ifyoureadthislet... | 52.96 | 97% | 2023-12-04 | 
| 40191. | Marsh (marsh341205) | 52.96 | 98% | 2023-12-03 | 
| 40192. | Ojas Shah (warsprung99) | 52.95 | 98% | 2023-06-01 | 
| 40193. | SoZ (spacedoutzab) | 52.95 | 97.4% | 2024-08-13 | 
| 40194. | Abylai (xanabyl) | 52.95 | 95% | 2022-04-24 | 
| 40195. | Raymund (momon12d) | 52.95 | 90% | 2017-02-03 | 
| 40196. | Tommy (pyetzu) | 52.95 | 97.4% | 2024-02-10 | 
| 40197. | Im jeong min (qwerasdf123) | 52.95 | — | 2011-01-31 | 
| 40198. | vaxo (vaxotivadze) | 52.94 | 99.2% | 2025-05-25 | 
| 40199. | L (llopx) | 52.94 | 96% | 2022-04-17 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |