So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3433. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 105.46 | 98.5% | 2023-08-27 |
| 3434. | ᚨᛚᚠᚨᛞᚺᛁᚱ (h... | 105.46 | 98% | 2014-12-24 |
| 3435. | Chirag (acureon) | 105.45 | — | 2009-06-11 |
| 3436. | Hehe (decahexatrix) | 105.44 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3437. | Lachlan (lachlantula) | 105.44 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 3438. | Kenn (kenn_double_n) | 105.44 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 3439. | Collin (cyfurix) | 105.44 | 98.1% | 2023-11-03 |
| 3440. | Loege (loege) | 105.42 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 3441. | İlker (ikesen) | 105.42 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 3442. | Travis (travis3372) | 105.41 | — | 2009-08-30 |
| 3443. | ++ (xx_ed_xx) | 105.40 | 96% | 2014-07-09 |
| 3444. | Tibbies (tibbies) | 105.39 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 3445. | Typing Zen (k4ir4) | 105.39 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 3446. | merebanana (merebanana) | 105.39 | 97% | 2017-05-02 |
| 3447. | Hoopty (phantommonk) | 105.39 | 99% | 2016-06-27 |
| 3448. | R'ley (fhtagn) | 105.39 | 92% | 2013-02-27 |
| 3449. | Aaron (arlong573) | 105.38 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 3450. | Dave (gofasterplz) | 105.38 | 98% | 2014-12-17 |
| 3451. | Ammar (muhammad_ammar01) | 105.38 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 3452. | Fernandez (hwarangdo) | 105.37 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 3453. | Finger King (fingerking123) | 105.34 | 98% | 2016-06-03 |
| 3454. | Brian (brianxq3) | 105.33 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 3455. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 105.33 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 3456. | Fried (frieddust) | 105.33 | 98% | 2015-08-31 |
| 3457. | tesla (bgin) | 105.33 | 98% | 2016-02-12 |
| 3458. | Dork (dorksquad) | 105.32 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 3459. | Pedro (timboly3) | 105.31 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 3460. | Kenneth (kennethh) | 105.31 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 3461. | jiff (bobbymole) | 105.30 | 98% | 2012-04-27 |
| 3462. | Hyasen (hyasen) | 105.29 | 98% | 2014-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |