As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25112. | Den4ik (_bober_) | 45.09 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 25113. | Ayera (ayera_04) | 45.09 | 95% | 2022-06-01 |
| 25114. | Aatif (ahsanatif) | 45.09 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25115. | Tey (teyy) | 45.09 | 89% | 2015-11-05 |
| 25116. | Meap (meapme) | 45.08 | 93% | 2021-11-12 |
| 25117. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (plsr) | 45.08 | 93% | 2018-05-14 |
| 25118. | Banzexxx (banzexxx) | 45.07 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 25119. | Danyull (dantheman3141) | 45.07 | 93% | 2019-01-11 |
| 25120. | David (asdr9845) | 45.06 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 25121. | Bloomon (bloomon) | 45.05 | 95% | 2022-03-20 |
| 25122. | Jack (stumoo) | 45.05 | 93% | 2021-01-17 |
| 25123. | Kennedy (kennedykozak) | 45.05 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 25124. | Rohan Kumar (rohank05) | 45.03 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 25125. | hello (nikhilisanoob124) | 45.03 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 25126. | Shane (sdoyle4499) | 45.03 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 25127. | ram (ram0) | 45.03 | 95% | 2016-11-06 |
| 25128. | Bill (go_bill_go) | 45.02 | 93% | 2023-09-05 |
| 25129. | Nim (tsunemori) | 45.02 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 25130. | Zayyz (zayyz) | 45.01 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 25131. | Hazem (hazemelmahy) | 45.01 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 25132. | Prakush (praksm) | 45.01 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
| 25133. | Qxr (quaixar) | 45.00 | 95% | 2022-09-09 |
| 25134. | Mobin (nibom) | 44.99 | 86% | 2016-12-02 |
| 25135. | SJ (sonialj) | 44.99 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 25136. | Abhay (abhay0609) | 44.98 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
| 25137. | Jeff (jcarson1976) | 44.98 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 25138. | avocadoLover (avocado_lover) | 44.98 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 25139. | Matthew (novauchiha) | 44.98 | 83% | 2016-09-19 |
| 25140. | Avi (avi222) | 44.97 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 25141. | Kelvin (hydrogen_) | 44.97 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |