So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34918. | VodkaBuddyBoy (kru51) | 42.24 | 93% | 2014-09-18 |
| 34919. | Sienna (bamitzsi) | 42.24 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 34920. | Come on (abbas9iq) | 42.23 | 93% | 2021-09-27 |
| 34921. | AFKLDJL (beginners_level) | 42.22 | 93% | 2021-04-14 |
| 34922. | ESRA (esra) | 42.21 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 34923. | chawin (tariyor) | 42.21 | 91% | 2016-07-01 |
| 34924. | Rudi (degoractus) | 42.21 | 94% | 2022-01-28 |
| 34925. | EI5 (erniuslt) | 42.20 | 85% | 2014-02-20 |
| 34926. | Jonathan (jedawson) | 42.20 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 34927. | pasupathi (pasu_chennai) | 42.20 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 34928. | your (cool_pig) | 42.20 | 93.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34929. | Razmane (razmane) | 42.20 | 88% | 2016-02-15 |
| 34930. | Jordan (golgotha) | 42.19 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 34931. | boris (spas03) | 42.19 | 93% | 2022-06-04 |
| 34932. | crimissima (crimissima) | 42.18 | 92% | 2013-05-14 |
| 34933. | Joel (jokon2) | 42.18 | 94% | 2011-09-24 |
| 34934. | jacknguyen (jackbk) | 42.17 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 34935. | Bill (go_bill_go) | 42.17 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
| 34936. | pefr (shadowcze) | 42.17 | 96% | 2016-03-07 |
| 34937. | 3li (asznee1999) | 42.17 | 91% | 2021-05-20 |
| 34938. | Hung (lmhung2007) | 42.16 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 34939. | Ticktock (ticktockclock) | 42.16 | 93% | 2013-01-31 |
| 34940. | Dallas (red_vel) | 42.16 | 96.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 34941. | Manish (manish_dagar) | 42.16 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 34942. | sharknine (sharknine) | 42.16 | 93% | 2020-04-23 |
| 34943. | Reece (reece4) | 42.16 | 93% | 2023-07-02 |
| 34944. | Duyên (bongbongthuytinh) | 42.15 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 34945. | Khurram (khshdh) | 42.15 | 91% | 2014-07-05 |
| 34946. | Petr (karlipet) | 42.14 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 34947. | Ryzen (ryzen___) | 42.14 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |