I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3849. | hunter (smash_that_mf_like_... | 107.03 | 99% | 2022-02-13 |
| 3850. | Maku (scepticmaku) | 107.02 | 98.7% | 2024-09-24 |
| 3851. | dalinar (dalinar_) | 107.02 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 3852. | William (willmart16) | 107.02 | 98% | 2025-12-14 |
| 3853. | (idontcareaboutthisusernam... | 107.01 | 96.4% | 2025-04-04 |
| 3854. | (vhs_crusader) | 107.01 | 95.6% | 2024-10-05 |
| 3855. | Xmoonsheep (xmoonsheep) | 107.01 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 3856. | flibux (flibux) | 107.00 | 98.4% | 2024-04-30 |
| 3857. | Thanh Son (thanhsonzorro) | 106.99 | 98% | 2017-03-19 |
| 3858. | (matt_tr) | 106.99 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 3859. | (hermanatorpc) | 106.99 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 3860. | sujsh (sujsh) | 106.98 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 3861. | Efix (efiix) | 106.97 | 97.5% | 2025-05-31 |
| 3862. | (girlfriendlooklikemymum) | 106.97 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 3863. | ๖ۣۜJÌ•Í¡oÍ Ò‰ÍŸe̛͘͢Í... | 106.96 | 98% | 2025-09-11 |
| 3864. | (kaiten2006) | 106.94 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 3865. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 106.93 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 3866. | (guitars12) | 106.93 | 98.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 3867. | (nctw123) | 106.92 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 3868. | (yfnspidey) | 106.92 | 96.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 3869. | Allen (desiringclev) | 106.91 | 96.4% | 2025-03-21 |
| 3870. | meep (meep1003) | 106.91 | 99% | 2022-09-10 |
| 3871. | tim (ttim1) | 106.91 | 97% | 2025-09-23 |
| 3872. | Someone (littleriver) | 106.90 | 99% | 2026-02-12 |
| 3873. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 106.90 | 99% | 2022-05-01 |
| 3874. | Denis (l2p200iqplays) | 106.89 | 97.8% | 2023-06-22 |
| 3875. | L (easymoneysniper1) | 106.89 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 3876. | DJ (derrejchen) | 106.89 | 98% | 2017-06-18 |
| 3877. | bleh (devcappy) | 106.88 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 3878. | Crew (crewmate_sus) | 106.88 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |