And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16366. | Xebion (xebion) | 85.55 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 16367. | Dinh Tien (luyen212) | 85.54 | 96% | 2011-09-03 |
| 16368. | KOCHENGOREN (renasha) | 85.54 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 16369. | Alvro (alvro) | 85.54 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 16370. | Basherte (basherte) | 85.54 | 96% | 2012-05-10 |
| 16371. | Danny (spackers) | 85.53 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 16372. | Caleb (moorec14) | 85.52 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 16373. | Caleb (caleb1243) | 85.52 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 16374. | রিফাত (rifat_072) | 85.52 | 98% | 2023-03-13 |
| 16375. | Eric (enhance00) | 85.52 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 16376. | Hejie (hejie023) | 85.52 | 94% | 2013-03-14 |
| 16377. | Jan (juhu234) | 85.52 | 97.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 16378. | Daniel (wakamesoupxd) | 85.52 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 16379. | Gavin (gavdaddy) | 85.52 | 98% | 2016-08-18 |
| 16380. | HENN (username6129) | 85.52 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 16381. | Vy (vluong10) | 85.52 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 16382. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 85.51 | 99% | 2016-10-25 |
| 16383. | Dakota (killer67) | 85.51 | 100% | 2013-10-19 |
| 16384. | Guadalupe (gmaster98) | 85.51 | 96% | 2015-02-18 |
| 16385. | Le (lxhxxnxxx) | 85.51 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 16386. | Jess Rey (10reyocon) | 85.51 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 16387. | Bartacus (bartacus) | 85.50 | 98% | 2016-12-29 |
| 16388. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 85.50 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
| 16389. | EquityDeadlock (equitydeadl... | 85.50 | 99% | 2021-05-08 |
| 16390. | Harold (sofedeas) | 85.50 | 91% | 2012-10-31 |
| 16391. | Kso (k_so) | 85.50 | 96.3% | 2023-05-30 |
| 16392. | snitch (neiht) | 85.50 | 96% | 2014-10-20 |
| 16393. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 16394. | Andija (gingerpolk) | 85.49 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16395. | Maximus3537 (maximus3537) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |