Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5062. | Nick (n2i3c4k5) | 53.92 | 96% | 2018-04-20 |
| 5063. | Asif (asif04) | 53.88 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 5064. | maxims777 (maxims777) | 53.87 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 5065. | Rezaul (vuzinga) | 53.86 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5066. | Antoine (sonnenschein) | 53.86 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5067. | Miguel (jalb) | 53.86 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 5068. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 53.86 | 97% | 2018-12-08 |
| 5069. | MICHELE (mankit1993) | 53.83 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
| 5070. | Kevin (kazhu) | 53.82 | 94% | 2018-08-05 |
| 5071. | Andy (q_wer_t) | 53.81 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 5072. | Matthew (thefinchler) | 53.80 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 5073. | Konrad (smoedi) | 53.80 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 5074. | 🙃 (kryptoprocta) | 53.78 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 5075. | Xavier Rich (xavier_0818) | 53.78 | 97% | 2018-03-11 |
| 5076. | faizan (faizan346) | 53.78 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5077. | Dank (dankmachine) | 53.78 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5078. | Life (whitekittens3) | 53.77 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 5079. | gavin (gmann655) | 53.77 | 94% | 2020-02-04 |
| 5080. | Kylee (youshowo) | 53.76 | 94% | 2020-07-27 |
| 5081. | vincent (kimbing) | 53.72 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5082. | hekima (ashery) | 53.71 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5083. | P00nsl4y3r (p00nsl4y3r) | 53.68 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 5084. | practicing (mio17) | 53.68 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 5085. | VitalBuggy (vitalbuggy) | 53.67 | 92% | 2020-11-02 |
| 5086. | Mani (mani45) | 53.66 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 5087. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 53.65 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 5088. | Dan (writfate) | 53.65 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5089. | Joshua Robert (drewramos01) | 53.65 | 94% | 2018-03-04 |
| 5090. | Tran (envyriviere) | 53.64 | 95% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5091. | Guest (cropdustah) | 53.61 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |