I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2819. | dq (dqmaniac) | 113.49 | 98% | 2024-03-16 |
| 2820. | Beck (beckaw) | 113.49 | 98.7% | 2025-04-02 |
| 2821. | Judas Escargot (looneyjuice) | 113.48 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 2822. | Prokopis (zorgolong99) | 113.46 | 98.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2823. | Matthew (mwells56) | 113.46 | 98.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 2824. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 113.45 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 2825. | Aaron (amyung) | 113.45 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 2826. | :) (dividge) | 113.43 | 97.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2827. | e (edvinb) | 113.42 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 2828. | Spencer (spenciepoo) | 113.42 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 2829. | skippie (itsskippie) | 113.42 | 98.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 2830. | funny (tesseractbeyond) | 113.42 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 2831. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 113.39 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 2832. | Grant (grantly) | 113.38 | 96.6% | 2025-04-09 |
| 2833. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 113.37 | 98.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| 2834. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 113.37 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
| 2835. | (glum) | 113.36 | 99% | 2018-12-09 |
| 2836. | Henry (dumbutgood) | 113.34 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 2837. | nonquitvinpho (nonquitrainb... | 113.33 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 2838. | Sawee (shosseinidar) | 113.33 | 98% | 2018-10-13 |
| 2839. | David (2mill) | 113.31 | 100% | 2020-08-06 |
| 2840. | Foqsi (foqsi) | 113.31 | 99% | 2022-07-30 |
| 2841. | Matty (mattyhuynh) | 113.28 | 98.1% | 2025-02-26 |
| 2842. | tangjm5 (tangjm5) | 113.27 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 2843. | Pran (warel123) | 113.27 | 97.6% | 2024-03-04 |
| 2844. | boiski (boiski) | 113.24 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 2845. | Animal (animalracional) | 113.24 | 99% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2846. | Patrick (bad_at_the_game) | 113.23 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 2847. | Nhi (bunhiry) | 113.21 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 2848. | starsick (ardentauthoress) | 113.21 | 98.7% | 2023-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |