The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13283. | syed (nayaz) | 83.15 | 97% | 2015-04-07 |
| 13284. | gardner (dergaertner) | 83.14 | 97.9% | 2023-10-18 |
| 13285. | Jack (jdcfc8) | 83.14 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 13286. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 83.14 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 13287. | P. (psilva00) | 83.14 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 13288. | Flinigan (fliginan) | 83.14 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 13289. | Calvin (calvinb) | 83.14 | 98% | 2011-09-13 |
| 13290. | Luke (bob500953) | 83.14 | 94% | 2013-09-12 |
| 13291. | Aleck (rofllolcopt) | 83.13 | 89% | 2012-01-21 |
| 13292. | rey (rey_nhan) | 83.13 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 13293. | joygerry (joygerry) | 83.12 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 13294. | Joaquin (wakincloset) | 83.12 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 13295. | Longhorns Rule (kjbqwerty) | 83.12 | 89% | 2016-07-05 |
| 13296. | Claudio (eraserozzy) | 83.12 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 13297. | Lightning (nirajp) | 83.12 | 96% | 2018-03-04 |
| 13298. | Manzur (manzur05) | 83.12 | 96% | 2013-06-12 |
| 13299. | Taylor (vexorg) | 83.11 | 91% | 2012-11-18 |
| 13300. | Glenn (gleative) | 83.11 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 13301. | drs247 (drs247) | 83.11 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 13302. | sojucider (sojucider) | 83.11 | 94% | 2017-04-13 |
| 13303. | Fineson (fineson) | 83.11 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| 13304. | Thug (thuglife512) | 83.11 | 91% | 2016-03-07 |
| 13305. | Suren (strongsuren) | 83.11 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 13306. | Parm (parm__85) | 83.11 | 92% | 2012-03-31 |
| 13307. | Jainil (jainilsutaria1) | 83.10 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 13308. | unit (chuwii) | 83.09 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 13309. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 83.09 | 98.1% | 2023-06-17 |
| 13310. | xinnnnn (xintong) | 83.09 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 13311. | Sean (lawlwarrior) | 83.09 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 13312. | Delmo (guilledelmo) | 83.09 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |