As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5296. | Someone (18lauey2) | 96.36 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 5297. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 96.36 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5298. | Meow (catteabae) | 96.36 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 5299. | Hal (hal21) | 96.36 | 98.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5300. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 96.36 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5301. | Ronald (ihatetypingsm) | 96.35 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
| 5302. | Aakarshan (aakarshank) | 96.35 | 96.7% | 2024-03-05 |
| 5303. | DxB (phantoma) | 96.35 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5304. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 96.35 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
| 5305. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 96.35 | 98.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 5306. | Benjamin (benje00) | 96.34 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 5307. | Kelvin (code1ess) | 96.34 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 5308. | Mikel (meekay) | 96.34 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 5309. | Teem? (twweeem) | 96.34 | 100% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5310. | shrike (wangster_) | 96.34 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 5311. | Khánh Duy (duy_sau_rom) | 96.34 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 5312. | Kimi (kmimkll) | 96.33 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 5313. | Color (colormotion) | 96.33 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 5314. | NiglaciousXII (glaedrlol) | 96.33 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 5315. | Stefano (flubberwuffer) | 96.32 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 5316. | Xapto (xapto) | 96.32 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5317. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 96.32 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5318. | nanoray (saliciti) | 96.31 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| 5319. | doquan (doquannnn) | 96.31 | 98% | 2024-07-22 |
| 5320. | kanacurry (kanacurry) | 96.31 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
| 5321. | uty (tisurend) | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 5322. | Doctor (drkabob) | 96.29 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 5323. | James (dekudeku) | 96.29 | 95% | 2015-09-01 |
| 5324. | Lijian (ljw2) | 96.28 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5325. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 96.28 | 98.8% | 2024-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |