Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4444. | ryujin's footrest (iankenneth) | 59.55 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4445. | Ian (gery) | 59.54 | 99% | 2017-09-05 |
| 4446. | Wakeat (wakeat) | 59.52 | 98% | 2018-05-19 |
| 4447. | Bikram (invin) | 59.51 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4448. | Surajit (surajit) | 59.51 | 99% | 2018-12-20 |
| 4449. | Martin (elementhh) | 59.49 | 95% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4450. | Victor (gislaa) | 59.49 | 94% | 2018-12-31 |
| 4451. | tqwpo (tqwpo231) | 59.48 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4452. | Rachael (rachaelpoedia) | 59.48 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 4453. | Dim (jimmylei) | 59.47 | 95% | 2020-01-28 |
| 4454. | Minleg (bminleg) | 59.46 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4455. | Sixhexes (sixhexes) | 59.44 | 92% | 2020-04-21 |
| 4456. | Movis (movis) | 59.44 | 95% | 2018-08-05 |
| 4457. | Captain (zyfermars) | 59.42 | 93% | 2020-10-31 |
| 4458. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 59.41 | 95% | 2020-05-20 |
| 4459. | Ivan RIFYAN (ivan_love_ulan) | 59.40 | 96% | 2017-12-03 |
| 4460. | GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEA... | 59.37 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 4461. | pfft001 (pfft001) | 59.37 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
| 4462. | Shar (sharburrus) | 59.37 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 4463. | IBRAR (khanibrar51) | 59.37 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4464. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 59.37 | 95% | 2018-09-19 |
| 4465. | Simon (cimon423) | 59.36 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 4466. | Eugene (rawners) | 59.36 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4467. | Usef (usef) | 59.35 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 4468. | Dipto (d_d_d) | 59.35 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4469. | Lici (lpersi) | 59.34 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
| 4470. | Jett (bananaswillfall) | 59.32 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 4471. | Reef (reefz_2020) | 59.32 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4472. | Vortex (nbro1234) | 59.31 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4473. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 59.31 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |