If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4500. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 67.65 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 4501. | Shadow (theshadowspade) | 67.64 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4502. | Bonez (lt_bonez) | 67.63 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 4503. | Nun (stron_jay) | 67.63 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 4504. | Shaun (devcomm) | 67.63 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4505. | yugin (yugin) | 67.60 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4506. | Shahzaingun (shahzaingun) | 67.60 | 95% | 2019-10-30 |
| 4507. | NotJamix (notjamix) | 67.59 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 4508. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 67.58 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| 4509. | Mohd Juned Indian (mjuned795) | 67.58 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 4510. | OREO (reocraft) | 67.57 | 95% | 2020-03-26 |
| 4511. | Thomas (thomasw7) | 67.57 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
| 4512. | Elijah (elilan2167) | 67.57 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 4513. | Edward (edward54321) | 67.56 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 4514. | Desmond (desmond012) | 67.56 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 4515. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 67.55 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 4516. | Kevin (gkpc) | 67.53 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 4517. | onel (onel11) | 67.52 | 94% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4518. | Viet (vietbui99) | 67.52 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 4519. | Tomke (xsneek) | 67.50 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4520. | The Mad Typist (qodz) | 67.49 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4521. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 67.48 | 94% | 2017-03-04 |
| 4522. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 67.47 | 91% | 2017-02-01 |
| 4523. | Jake (wavegamble) | 67.46 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 4524. | Es (esfrost) | 67.44 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4525. | Bryz (bryz2k3) | 67.43 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 4526. | Deno (dev_op) | 67.42 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 4527. | Athenaithan (pxie7) | 67.40 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
| 4528. | Ian (tinysilverfish) | 67.40 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 4529. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 67.39 | 95% | 2017-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |