And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9650. | Eoin (eoing) | 98.78 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9651. | Kavika (kavika30) | 98.78 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9652. | deckador (deckador) | 98.78 | 99% | 2019-09-25 |
| 9653. | Matt (matt9876) | 98.77 | 99% | 2020-06-20 |
| 9654. | Deo (trapqueef) | 98.77 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9655. | na (nanaracer) | 98.77 | 96.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 9656. | Judah (galford165) | 98.77 | 98% | 2013-10-14 |
| 9657. | Joseph (plex) | 98.76 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 9658. | somer (someradno) | 98.76 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 9659. | coolzacboy (coolzacboy) | 98.76 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 9660. | MR. VROOM (diegowpm) | 98.75 | 96.4% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9661. | R7av7en7 (r7av7en7) | 98.75 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 9662. | taro (taro_curly) | 98.75 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 9663. | Kimberly (kimboslice16) | 98.75 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 9664. | Ananas22 (ananass22) | 98.75 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 9665. | Samuli (sparta92) | 98.75 | 89% | 2016-11-21 |
| 9666. | An (noswear999) | 98.74 | 99% | 2019-08-31 |
| 9667. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 98.74 | 96.9% | 2023-10-07 |
| 9668. | Luna (vexara) | 98.74 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 9669. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 98.74 | 100% | 2023-01-04 |
| 9670. | daniel (jesi_g) | 98.73 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 9671. | kookoo (lockloe) | 98.73 | 97% | 2016-01-25 |
| 9672. | Baitalon (baitalon) | 98.73 | 98% | 2014-03-01 |
| 9673. | Eric (pwniespwn) | 98.73 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 9674. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 98.73 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9675. | Dan (danvictor321) | 98.73 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 9676. | Dustin (duyxngoc) | 98.73 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 9677. | Ryan (tidus1492) | 98.72 | — | 2010-07-24 |
| 9678. | Ichigo930 (ichigo930) | 98.72 | 94% | 2023-08-26 |
| 9679. | q (quangie) | 98.72 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |