As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11483. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 80.20 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
| 11484. | mertzgr (redeyexaxa) | 80.20 | 96% | 2016-06-20 |
| 11485. | Manuvel Chris Mano John (pa... | 80.19 | 97% | 2025-01-15 |
| 11486. | Zoiinae (zoiinae) | 80.19 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 11487. | Fernando (frn4n) | 80.19 | 95% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11488. | Raahil (ravana09) | 80.19 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 11489. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 80.19 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 11490. | ⚠ calvin ⚠ (calvintyper... | 80.19 | 92% | 2015-04-29 |
| 11491. | Darren (darrentheboi) | 80.18 | 95.8% | 2023-11-10 |
| 11492. | Denise (dinosaurians) | 80.18 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 11493. | Ms (msgigglesz) | 80.18 | 99% | 2020-05-13 |
| 11494. | exyreams (exyreams) | 80.18 | 97.9% | 2024-06-29 |
| 11495. | Amanmishra.official (amanmi... | 80.18 | 97.3% | 2023-09-25 |
| 11496. | thansoooo (blueocta) | 80.18 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 11497. | indianpanda (indianpanda250) | 80.17 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 11498. | Kropla (voaux) | 80.17 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 11499. | Charles (jonchurst) | 80.16 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 11500. | imthomasking (imthomasking) | 80.16 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 11501. | idot (frick129) | 80.16 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 11502. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 80.16 | 97.6% | 2024-09-18 |
| 11503. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 80.16 | 96% | 2015-10-23 |
| 11504. | Ed (klye32) | 80.15 | 91% | 2015-11-03 |
| 11505. | James (roguehamster2073) | 80.15 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 11506. | Aquazin (aquazin) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11507. | Mohammed (mohammedamarnah) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 11508. | brokenshin (brokenshin) | 80.14 | 94.4% | 2023-12-09 |
| 11509. | Cedric (cedrilicity) | 80.14 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 11510. | Justin (liontan) | 80.14 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 11511. | Nish (nishparadox) | 80.13 | 96% | 2016-03-02 |
| 11512. | VQL (vqlence) | 80.13 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |