The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7437. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 95.21 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 7438. | Keegan (keeganic) | 95.21 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 7439. | Camillo (camillolin) | 95.20 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 7440. | jazmin (jjlove4ever) | 95.20 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 7441. | Jon (jonstheracer) | 95.19 | 93% | 2015-03-25 |
| 7442. | Chile (npalaniuk) | 95.19 | 98% | 2014-12-23 |
| 7443. | Steven (stevenzc) | 95.19 | 94% | 2017-05-22 |
| 7444. | cade (lunacy_) | 95.18 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 7445. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 95.18 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 7446. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 95.18 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7447. | Marko (markovojvodic84) | 95.18 | 97% | 2011-11-18 |
| 7448. | ap4thet1c (alextolio) | 95.18 | 94% | 2014-06-07 |
| 7449. | Com (neon1087) | 95.17 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 7450. | tYpErAcEr (typeracerracer) | 95.17 | 100% | 2015-03-23 |
| 7451. | Jennifer (jenbregypt) | 95.17 | 98% | 2013-10-07 |
| 7452. | zach (tabako) | 95.17 | 97% | 2013-04-22 |
| 7453. | unpr0gr4mm3d (unpr0gr4mm3d) | 95.16 | 99% | 2016-05-26 |
| 7454. | Pol (zegionx) | 95.16 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 7455. | Aj (ajgabe1) | 95.16 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
| 7456. | Matt (mgunn) | 95.16 | 96% | 2014-02-18 |
| 7457. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 95.16 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 7458. | Luecian (luecianlol) | 95.15 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
| 7459. | Tmo (zvblast) | 95.15 | 98% | 2013-06-09 |
| 7460. | Yogi v2 (wintersnowmagick) | 95.15 | 94% | 2013-01-09 |
| 7461. | Max (thisismydrive1997) | 95.14 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7462. | Pcgnome (pcgnome) | 95.14 | 95% | 2015-09-12 |
| 7463. | Gary (garrigan) | 95.14 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 7464. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 95.14 | 93% | 2016-04-13 |
| 7465. | Tsukasa (tsukasa) | 95.14 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 7466. | Hannah (laughingasong) | 95.14 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |