Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11925. | Tucker (cloudcraft) | 70.02 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 11926. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 70.02 | 94% | 2022-02-17 |
| 11927. | Lenny (lenny8) | 70.02 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11928. | Haywood (moist_oyster) | 70.01 | 94% | 2020-03-11 |
| 11929. | Plus 2 (plus_2) | 70.01 | 94% | 2024-09-22 |
| 11930. | Sylumn (sylumn) | 70.01 | 95.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11931. | Jimmy (jimmy_voe) | 70.01 | 95% | 2022-05-28 |
| 11932. | Joseph (joseph_campbell) | 70.01 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 11933. | H. Colemak (hannah_colemak) | 70.01 | 97% | 2024-03-24 |
| 11934. | Nikita (azeko) | 70.01 | 99% | 2018-02-18 |
| 11935. | Maria (thekindflower) | 70.00 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 11936. | Bruno (brbeans) | 70.00 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11937. | Saman (kittipot1) | 70.00 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 11938. | Szilu (szilu) | 70.00 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 11939. | Charlie (perfectdodo) | 70.00 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 11940. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 70.00 | 96% | 2017-03-02 |
| 11941. | Carson (terminator2424) | 69.99 | 95% | 2018-09-10 |
| 11942. | Giulio (giumaz) | 69.99 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 11943. | Jose (zafff) | 69.98 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11944. | nishant (nishp19) | 69.98 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11945. | John (slappy116) | 69.98 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 11946. | PotatoMike (potatomike) | 69.97 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 11947. | Xavier (tuta09) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 11948. | FredPerr (fredperr) | 69.97 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 11949. | Tuomas (peigom) | 69.97 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 11950. | John Doe (typist1029384756) | 69.96 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11951. | Vy (vreyma) | 69.96 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 11952. | Dylan (dilly1) | 69.96 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 11953. | Cryxon (cryxon) | 69.96 | 98.3% | 2025-03-28 |
| 11954. | Jackie (jackie3923) | 69.95 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |