So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8482. | Martin (martinlumibao) | 89.13 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 8483. | mr_penguin (mr_penguin01) | 89.13 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 8484. | Jack (jr9810) | 89.12 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 8485. | T (simonhawk) | 89.12 | 94% | 2014-04-16 |
| 8486. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 89.12 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| 8487. | Jordi (gorlok) | 89.11 | 97% | 2014-09-24 |
| 8488. | Julian (gniddikon) | 89.11 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 8489. | kostas (mk001) | 89.11 | 94% | 2012-02-29 |
| 8490. | Chowda (chowda) | 89.11 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8491. | alex (alex3213213) | 89.11 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 8492. | Farameer (farameer1) | 89.11 | 96.2% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8493. | rawrrr (darrrrrrr) | 89.11 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8494. | Brage (brasa95) | 89.10 | 95% | 2015-09-26 |
| 8495. | Fazila (fazila) | 89.10 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 8496. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 89.10 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8497. | Chris (chriskalos) | 89.10 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 8498. | Cowcaine (gingfreecss2) | 89.09 | 94% | 2017-04-17 |
| 8499. | Brad (thaboggla) | 89.09 | 99% | 2020-01-29 |
| 8500. | sfv (va909212345) | 89.09 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 8501. | rk61 (lowda9) | 89.09 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 8502. | Arun (arunraj) | 89.09 | 96% | 2017-05-27 |
| 8503. | Antonio (stazzo) | 89.09 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 8504. | James2 (james372) | 89.08 | 100% | 2017-03-16 |
| 8505. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 89.08 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 8506. | Tim (nerdycoder) | 89.08 | 90% | 2015-04-05 |
| 8507. | deatherady (deatherady) | 89.07 | 97.6% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8508. | Ben (thisisben) | 89.07 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 8509. | Denis (denis_dev) | 89.07 | 98.2% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8510. | Pozedes (pozedes) | 89.07 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 8511. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 89.07 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |