As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2621. | Kobra (king_kobra) | 108.76 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2622. | ppun (ppun) | 108.76 | 97% | 2025-09-01 |
| 2623. | uniracer (uniracer) | 108.76 | 100% | 2017-09-17 |
| 2624. | K (khanali2020) | 108.75 | 99% | 2025-07-25 |
| 2625. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 108.75 | 97% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2626. | janus312 (janus312) | 108.74 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2627. | rijtbhymburetomb8ogwthmgb7w... | 108.73 | 97.9% | 2024-09-12 |
| 2628. | Pranav (bomb_turtle23) | 108.72 | 98% | 2024-09-20 |
| 2629. | feedbacker (feedbacker) | 108.72 | 100% | 2023-06-22 |
| 2630. | J (zogaridan) | 108.70 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 2631. | Mythknight (nolfwin) | 108.70 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| 2632. | edward_flex (edward_flex) | 108.69 | 99% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2633. | krakatoa (krakatoafoon) | 108.69 | 99% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2634. | lmg (wolfy21) | 108.68 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 2635. | Flounder (kublai_ow) | 108.67 | 98.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2636. | BahDude (majduddin8) | 108.67 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2637. | Strong (im_strong_john) | 108.66 | 99% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2638. | M (not_rational) | 108.66 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 2639. | Gillyweeds (gillyweeds) | 108.66 | 98.8% | 2021-02-11 |
| 2640. | Jenny (vel_type) | 108.64 | 98% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2641. | s. (capslooock) | 108.64 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 2642. | Kian (uls_sanch) | 108.63 | 98% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2643. | abcdefg (fastpig) | 108.62 | 99% | 2017-12-05 |
| 2644. | Jordi (gorlok) | 108.62 | 99% | 2015-08-21 |
| 2645. | Jeff (twhjeffy) | 108.60 | 98% | 2016-06-16 |
| 2646. | (thegumbygoliath) | 108.60 | 100% | 2017-06-20 |
| 2647. | Nick (wyscaansin) | 108.59 | 99% | 2016-02-22 |
| 2648. | bar (the_barlat) | 108.59 | 89% | 2015-11-03 |
| 2649. | tivo (tivotavo) | 108.58 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 2650. | Markus (demonikuski) | 108.58 | 100% | 2016-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |