Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2129. | Aleksander (acidix) | 84.38 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2130. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 84.37 | 94% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2131. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 84.36 | 99% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2132. | Vebjørn (vebzebol) | 84.36 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 2133. | Jen (jdangela2) | 84.36 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2134. | Marco (astroqueen) | 84.32 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2135. | Will (royal__) | 84.32 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2136. | George (piehead567) | 84.31 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 2137. | kylie (bibiq) | 84.30 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2138. | Michael (v3spula) | 84.27 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 2139. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 84.26 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2140. | Andy (superchubs) | 84.26 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 2141. | Simon (chongy0) | 84.25 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 2142. | cj (mp7maniac) | 84.24 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 2143. | k (mc0sta) | 84.24 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 2144. | Andrew (dadrew1) | 84.23 | 99% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2145. | Kai (gigadelic) | 84.22 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 2146. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 84.22 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 2147. | ☀️9v3rte☀️ (astrotw... | 84.21 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2148. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 84.20 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2149. | BiefBink (biefbink) | 84.17 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 2150. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 84.14 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 2151. | Dan (yugurtz) | 84.14 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 2152. | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dap... | 84.14 | 95% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2153. | Maybe (maybecow) | 84.14 | 99% | 2020-07-07 |
| 2154. | Olli (loppukilpailija) | 84.13 | 95% | 2020-06-19 |
| 2155. | iotiiivf (3v98hac8) | 84.13 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2156. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 84.12 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 2157. | Mykal (mykalg) | 84.11 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2158. | Anthony (antomi) | 84.11 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |