And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2566. | soldano (soldano) | 124.04 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 2567. | Tony (tonyren10) | 124.03 | 95% | 2011-11-18 |
| 2568. | Kevin (kmar1292) | 124.02 | 99% | 2012-12-25 |
| 2569. | keeganchan (forcherie3) | 124.02 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 2570. | for (forcherie) | 124.01 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2571. | ksoch (ksoch_) | 124.00 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 2572. | Tucker (tuckerx187) | 124.00 | 100% | 2013-09-20 |
| 2573. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 123.99 | 100% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2574. | Frank (omni) | 123.98 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 2575. | Cease (shellahfellah) | 123.97 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2576. | heartemoji (heartemoji2474) | 123.95 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 2577. | Kris (kriskringle) | 123.94 | 98% | 2012-12-20 |
| 2578. | K (ksil_mac) | 123.94 | 99% | 2023-03-18 |
| 2579. | practice makes perfect (bis... | 123.93 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 2580. | Tane (husquin) | 123.92 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 2581. | G (hyperglide) | 123.91 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 2582. | JC (jc52236) | 123.90 | 95% | 2013-07-29 |
| 2583. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 123.90 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 2584. | FASTHUH (fasthuh) | 123.89 | 98% | 2017-04-07 |
| 2585. | huh (gryd) | 123.88 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 2586. | (anarchist69) | 123.88 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 2587. | Poop (poopdie) | 123.87 | 99% | 2021-02-19 |
| 2588. | ikke (mecduval) | 123.86 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| 2589. | hauwiee (paerody) | 123.86 | 97% | 2012-08-06 |
| 2590. | Elijah (uzumaki_kiba) | 123.85 | 95% | 2015-02-09 |
| 2591. | free (jubblies) | 123.84 | 97% | 2013-03-10 |
| 2592. | | ♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·... | 123.83 | 100% | 2016-10-23 |
| 2593. | Stef (stefinaustin) | 123.80 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2594. | ((: (yeeyeehehe) | 123.78 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 2595. | ANDY THE KING (worked) | 123.77 | 99% | 2012-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |