I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11644. | wazani (wazani) | 85.23 | 98.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11645. | dark (xaaxk) | 85.23 | 95% | 2018-11-27 |
| 11646. | Reebane (reebane) | 85.23 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 11647. | andiahmadysx (andiahmadysx) | 85.21 | 97.8% | 2025-05-19 |
| 11648. | Oren (oren132) | 85.21 | 97.9% | 2023-11-14 |
| 11649. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 85.21 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 11650. | cart man (whogotcarts) | 85.20 | 96.6% | 2025-01-29 |
| 11651. | Percy (adladd) | 85.20 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 11652. | APO (apoplexy2001) | 85.20 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 11653. | Guestwith9 (guestwith9) | 85.20 | 96.8% | 2023-12-13 |
| 11654. | Darrive (darrive) | 85.20 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 11655. | Ayman (akwah) | 85.19 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 11656. | Matt (virgomk) | 85.19 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 11657. | Blagoj (pauc_99) | 85.19 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11658. | nani1999 (shanmukraj) | 85.19 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11659. | IIIllllIlIlIIIIlII (bakalu) | 85.19 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11660. | Shirogen (shirogen26) | 85.18 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 11661. | Parker (parkerlacey) | 85.18 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 11662. | Gumby (gamergunkgumby) | 85.18 | 97.1% | 2025-05-02 |
| 11663. | Gidean (gidean) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-09-28 |
| 11664. | Sothon (sothon) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11665. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 85.18 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 11666. | King (kingthiccness) | 85.18 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 11667. | Rhys (hondafit) | 85.17 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 11668. | Brandon (brandony459) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 11669. | ks (sempiedram) | 85.17 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 11670. | Martin (mewix) | 85.16 | 97.2% | 2024-09-15 |
| 11671. | NotThatGreat (notthatgreat) | 85.16 | 99% | 2021-05-26 |
| 11672. | Brian (ardo88) | 85.16 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11673. | Nada (goldpants) | 85.16 | 95% | 2017-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |