I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12591. | Goose (gooseybumps) | 80.11 | 93% | 2015-10-14 |
| 12592. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 80.11 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 12593. | Erich (whocaresanyway) | 80.10 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 12594. | Chaitanya (enpitsu_k) | 80.10 | 98.7% | 2024-10-16 |
| 12595. | mars (marswork) | 80.10 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
| 12596. | Chad (godchad) | 80.10 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 12597. | Brka (brka34) | 80.09 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12598. | uwucat (uwucat) | 80.09 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 12599. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 80.08 | 96% | 2025-06-05 |
| 12600. | Kai (mathemagician) | 80.08 | 96.5% | 2024-06-24 |
| 12601. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 80.08 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12602. | kaly (kalystar) | 80.08 | 95% | 2024-09-11 |
| 12603. | Garfield (chilledeasy) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 12604. | Amanmishra.official (amanmi... | 80.08 | 98% | 2023-06-29 |
| 12605. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 12606. | Eddy (frostyshart) | 80.08 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 12607. | George (georgedmi) | 80.06 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 12608. | Altay (lordaltay) | 80.06 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
| 12609. | Anthony (tanthony43) | 80.06 | 90% | 2016-08-03 |
| 12610. | Ava (avagru) | 80.06 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 12611. | Martina (martinaon) | 80.06 | 90% | 2015-06-26 |
| 12612. | Om (omster38) | 80.05 | 99% | 2019-06-16 |
| 12613. | bejaichund (bejay) | 80.05 | 95% | 2022-12-23 |
| 12614. | Summer (summerw1015) | 80.05 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 12615. | Oliver (oliverrobb) | 80.05 | 90% | 2016-05-12 |
| 12616. | Screen (screendoor) | 80.04 | 96% | 2025-03-26 |
| 12617. | Alex (greenday308) | 80.04 | 95% | 2019-10-24 |
| 12618. | Ice (clwo) | 80.04 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12619. | kallu (kallu512) | 80.04 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 12620. | Apex (cyrion6) | 80.04 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |