And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14497. | Richard (dickcockburn) | 88.60 | 95% | 2015-03-16 |
| 14498. | asqii (askhattt) | 88.60 | 97% | 2023-11-04 |
| 14499. | Jeanie (jeanie) | 88.60 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 14500. | Y (kwal) | 88.59 | 95% | 2014-11-30 |
| 14501. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 88.59 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 14502. | Fealing (typistboy) | 88.59 | 97.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 14503. | cho (chcastr) | 88.59 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 14504. | Willy (mills65) | 88.58 | 98% | 2012-09-13 |
| 14505. | TommiTMX (tommitmx) | 88.58 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 14506. | Rascal (rascalhere) | 88.58 | 92% | 2016-07-11 |
| 14507. | grossdesign (grossdesign) | 88.58 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 14508. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 88.58 | 99% | 2023-06-11 |
| 14509. | Stand With Palestine (amnii) | 88.58 | 96% | 2022-04-28 |
| 14510. | Raja (rajamalik2004) | 88.58 | 96% | 2013-04-28 |
| 14511. | Bob (archiveman) | 88.58 | 97% | 2013-10-22 |
| 14512. | Adrian (leeroyjankeins) | 88.58 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 14513. | clgq (clgq) | 88.57 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 14514. | Rebecca (rbcchrmn) | 88.57 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 14515. | Ron (kenmastan) | 88.57 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14516. | Olav (tocke) | 88.57 | 97.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14517. | Dave (gream) | 88.57 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 14518. | April (aprilrail) | 88.57 | 97% | 2013-04-26 |
| 14519. | Sohrab (ss_sohrab) | 88.57 | 97% | 2014-01-04 |
| 14520. | Genocider (genocidersho) | 88.57 | 92% | 2017-04-23 |
| 14521. | Jack______ (jack_____________) | 88.56 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 14522. | Jiamiao (jenny_jenny) | 88.56 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 14523. | ... (jupe86) | 88.56 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14524. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 88.56 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
| 14525. | GIGACHAD (coffeeeeee) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 14526. | amanullah.fitallc@yahoo.com... | 88.56 | 99% | 2011-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |