As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14969. | Leblanc (leblancfg) | 71.46 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 14970. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 71.46 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 14971. | MasterKey (wiyuan) | 71.45 | 96.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14972. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 71.44 | 95% | 2023-09-01 |
| 14973. | V3ness (venessang) | 71.44 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 14974. | Jared (excline) | 71.44 | 94.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 14975. | markapod (markapod) | 71.44 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 14976. | Saoubin (subin_) | 71.44 | 94% | 2015-10-21 |
| 14977. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 71.43 | 91% | 2016-08-20 |
| 14978. | akk (torriala) | 71.43 | 95% | 2016-02-29 |
| 14979. | Floppy (floppyhug) | 71.42 | 95% | 2019-08-23 |
| 14980. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 14981. | bhrigu (typer_21) | 71.42 | 93% | 2015-05-07 |
| 14982. | Noobe (noobe_22) | 71.41 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 14983. | Car (ufoes) | 71.41 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 14984. | Yamn (yamn) | 71.41 | 93% | 2015-05-25 |
| 14985. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 71.40 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 14986. | bfpanda (gembelsuper) | 71.40 | 95% | 2017-03-04 |
| 14987. | Bridget (bahns) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 14988. | ITypeSlow1 (itypeslow1) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 14989. | hari (harisudewa) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 14990. | Taby! (tabithatuigamala) | 71.39 | 92% | 2017-04-20 |
| 14991. | Basit Ali (thebasitali) | 71.38 | 95.9% | 2024-01-01 |
| 14992. | Srihas (blooddena) | 71.38 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 14993. | Dark (darkelevent) | 71.37 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 14994. | Nope (_sav) | 71.37 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 14995. | Grace (gracelyn21) | 71.37 | 97% | 2015-11-01 |
| 14996. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 71.37 | 94% | 2015-04-21 |
| 14997. | Varun (vslala) | 71.36 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 14998. | zapelots (zapelots) | 71.36 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |