So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29496. | shmuck (devrajwashereyt) | 52.75 | 92% | 2020-08-06 |
| 29497. | Prowl (prowl7864) | 52.75 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
| 29498. | David (nexusdave) | 52.75 | 94% | 2015-03-31 |
| 29499. | JnanaDeep (jnana_deep8) | 52.75 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 29500. | Ali (faraasat) | 52.75 | 93% | 2011-08-29 |
| 29501. | Troy (e_girl) | 52.74 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 29502. | FΓ‘bio (vallkorion) | 52.74 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 29503. | Sep (jltariman) | 52.74 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 29504. | wgreenihrcorp2 (wgreenihrco... | 52.74 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 29505. | Jason (jasoncandiawars) | 52.74 | 94% | 2018-09-22 |
| 29506. | Cavit Mert (cvtmrt) | 52.74 | 94% | 2021-01-22 |
| 29507. | Ravshan (ravshan) | 52.74 | 94% | 2015-07-11 |
| 29508. | Rasmus (raggie) | 52.73 | 94% | 2013-02-23 |
| 29509. | sat (sat128) | 52.73 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
| 29510. | Gerald (geraldjs) | 52.73 | 89% | 2015-05-11 |
| 29511. | Lester (lestercruz) | 52.73 | 91% | 2011-07-31 |
| 29512. | Nabin (nabin17) | 52.72 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 29513. | Abdullah (guysnothot) | 52.72 | 92.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 29514. | Neftas (neftas) | 52.72 | 96% | 2015-01-20 |
| 29515. | Alper (alpertr) | 52.72 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 29516. | Rmfadyi (smeagol07) | 52.72 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
| 29517. | sum (kingofking102) | 52.72 | 96% | 2012-08-12 |
| 29518. | bfpanda (gembelsuper) | 52.72 | 87% | 2017-02-03 |
| 29519. | Preet (pr33t) | 52.71 | 93% | 2022-10-01 |
| 29520. | 42 (4242424242) | 52.71 | 93% | 2015-05-09 |
| 29521. | ππππππ (x... | 52.71 | 95% | 2022-01-21 |
| 29522. | Sara (handspikes) | 52.71 | 95% | 2016-06-16 |
| 29523. | Chris (snarfi) | 52.70 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 29524. | Jonas (bangaranx) | 52.70 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 29525. | AndrΓ©s (asilvam133) | 52.70 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |