I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14998. | Isha (ishameh13) | 71.64 | 96.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 14999. | Mudit (n___) | 71.63 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15000. | King (kingskeleton18) | 71.63 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 15001. | dak (dakn) | 71.63 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15002. | cye (cyethekeyboardsmasher) | 71.63 | 94% | 2020-11-25 |
| 15003. | Joseph (sears710) | 71.63 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 15004. | __*꧁༒☬ _ŁȺKHȺ₦_ ... | 71.62 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 15005. | An (pastwords) | 71.62 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 15006. | Chuoky (yula24) | 71.62 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 15007. | Matt (dazzles98) | 71.62 | 94% | 2017-10-04 |
| 15008. | bible (biblexman) | 71.62 | 97.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 15009. | H.Y. (periodology) | 71.61 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 15010. | Aima Baig Lover (ashish_y) | 71.60 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 15011. | Nwabunwanne (nwabu) | 71.60 | 100% | 2023-05-07 |
| 15012. | P Sam (cybriffic) | 71.60 | 97% | 2024-03-30 |
| 15013. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 71.60 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15014. | geek_mesh (geek_mesh) | 71.59 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 15015. | Cathating89 (cathating89) | 71.59 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15016. | Kurochi (kurochi_cyril) | 71.59 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 15017. | Lucy (sarluc) | 71.59 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 15018. | SirCrunchy (sircrunchy) | 71.59 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 15019. | Jessa (jessaiduran) | 71.58 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 15020. | m (llelouchh) | 71.58 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 15021. | Lazy (lazy_moon) | 71.58 | 94% | 2021-01-08 |
| 15022. | Fate (fatepm) | 71.58 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 15023. | Hamburger (hamburgerbutdisc... | 71.58 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 15024. | H A N S (hans_bk) | 71.57 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 15025. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 71.57 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 15026. | peaNUTS (prabeshdai) | 71.57 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 15027. | green lamp (greenlamp) | 71.56 | 99% | 2025-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |