See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7399. | Totemic (totemquote) | 90.15 | 99% | 2021-09-14 |
| 7400. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 90.15 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 7401. | Leah (ldawg14) | 90.14 | 99% | 2024-10-07 |
| 7402. | amoney (president_wong) | 90.14 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| 7403. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 90.14 | 97% | 2025-08-08 |
| 7404. | sjsaug (sjsaug) | 90.13 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 7405. | mingi (gatangae) | 90.13 | 97.5% | 2023-07-25 |
| 7406. | Mary (marymyers) | 90.13 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 7407. | ToSteR (toastedberd) | 90.13 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 7408. | Freddo (freddo7) | 90.13 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 7409. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 90.13 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7410. | Ita (ita17) | 90.13 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 7411. | Chardonnay (glasstorious) | 90.12 | 98.8% | 2024-04-13 |
| 7412. | B (hewhowanders) | 90.12 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 7413. | Joseph (josephdk) | 90.11 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 7414. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 90.11 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 7415. | David (dgiddens928) | 90.10 | 97% | 2025-09-20 |
| 7416. | iKinetiq (ikinetiq) | 90.10 | 95% | 2025-03-27 |
| 7417. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 90.10 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 7418. | joe (mcmillybear) | 90.10 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 7419. | UppedFusion (fusion_) | 90.10 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 7420. | VP (vp_typeracer) | 90.09 | 99% | 2024-04-03 |
| 7421. | NitroOrb (nitroorb) | 90.09 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 7422. | Nietzsche (christianlange196) | 90.09 | 97.5% | 2021-02-25 |
| 7423. | Justin (flamingoed02) | 90.08 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 7424. | I can't type!!! (roychan1) | 90.08 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 7425. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 90.08 | 96.4% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7426. | pärskis (borje) | 90.08 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 7427. | quzu (qudairzu) | 90.07 | 96.3% | 2024-10-23 |
| 7428. | FlyAtNight (flyonkeyboard) | 90.07 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |